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Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.
"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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When a person wears no clothes and parades around in the buff.
After Chad fucked the shit out of Kiersten he decided to pee all over her Naked body!
by SlopNChop December 02, 2016
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When the body is free of any clothes and all body parts are exposed to the world
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten your skin is so soft & smooth today!
Kiersten : Yeah Jake rubbed my Naked body with lotion this morning!
Craig : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Jason : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten just the thought of your Naked body makes guy's ejaculate!
Steve : Hey guy's how's it goin!
Kiersten : Why in the hell are you Naked at work?
Steve : I shit my pants on the way to work don't worry I washed them out in the toilet they are drying in the breakroom just gonna be Naked this morning!
Chad: Hey Kaylee can you clean up all this vomit and cum please!
Kiersten : Wow just the site of Steve's Naked body makes people puke!
Kaylee : Yeah and I gotta clean it up!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
by SlopNChop August 06, 2017
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When a person is without clothes and there bare body is exposed
Craig : Why are you holdin your crotch man?
Chad : I busted open my nuts last night!
Craig : Ouch what the fuck happened wild sex or something?
Chad : No I was pounding Katie when Kiersten came in her room and caught us!
Craig : Damn dude Kiersten must have punched you good!
Chad : No I jumped out the window Naked and tripped on the sidewalk!
Craig : Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chad: Shut the fuck up or i'll bust open your nuts!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
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what i was as i typed this definition.
I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!
by DolanMay September 27, 2003
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When there are no clothes on the human body
Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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